MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT. The Modern English Swell. WELL of the English Metropolis, freshly imported from Cockaigne, will you sit to an American for your likeness ? §SJ "No, moy deah fellah. 'Pon honnah 1 it's too fatiguing, you know. When I took the trouble to cross the ocean to do Hamerica, I made up my mind not to be bored by the haborigines." Very good; then please you effeminacy, we'll make an outline sketch of the genus to which you belong. The Cockney Swell i3 a " fellah " with a pinky complexion and wingy whiskers, and the cultivation of these latter appendages is the main business of his hie. Shave him from ear to chin and he would lose his distinctive charactersucli as it is. Washing, brushing, greasing, training, perfuming and stroking his whiskers furnishes employment for no small portion of his valuable time, when not engaged in exhibiting himself to the public. He ia stiff about the neckall Englishmen areand when he turns his head he turns the whole of his elaborately-tailored body. He is got up, like a miniature in ivory, with great attention to detail, and looks so thoroughly artificial that framing and glazing seems