MOttNING, NOON AND NIGHT. She assents, of course, for the American Girl of the Period has uo objection to be glorified in print, and she takes us for the bland and eloquent Jenkins, the historiographer of the creme de la creme of her angelic sex. Goddess of Furbelows! what an array of dazzling dry goods. Thirty breakfast, afternoon and evening dresses, six jockey hats, six French,bonnets (chef d'oeuvres fresh from Paris), a sheaf of parasols, two boxes of kids, an armfull of Cashmere scarfs and shawls, piles of costly lace, stacks of embroidered handkerchiefs, no end of satin slippers, silk hose and delicate gaiter boots ! But what does that large, deep, mysterious-looking box, that seems made to fit into the hugest trunk, contain ? Nay, by your leave, fair being, no concealment from the press. Off goes the lid. Heavens! what an exhibition of artificial anatomy. Now we understand, for the first time, what is meant by the " bosom of society." Nothing but the power to heave and palpitate is needed to pake those whalebone hemispheres entirely natural. And what are these ? Exquisite fabrics for the lower limbs, with half the graceful protuberance between the knee and ankle left in them by mistake 1 And these bulging arrangements, not altogether unlike a pair of trout baskets, what are they ? Oh! we see! Hip ! hip ! hurrah ! young lady you mean to spread yourself at Saratoga, and no mistake. This is the wonderful contrivance called Shpauier, is it not? It seems to us the u camels are coming" would be an appropriate tune for "Girls of the Period" ornameptod with this appendage, to dance to. Here's a booka Bible, perhaps.Oh! no! it's the 'Mysteries oi Paris." Cut out the title-page, Miss Aurifera, and paste it on the box that contains your inanimate anatomy, liquid rouge and false ringlets. They are mysteries of Paris, and we beg your pardon for prying into them. Now the question arises, is this the Girl of the Period that we see before us " packing up," and looking uncommonly thin and angular in her undress robe, or is she comprehended in those heaps of finery scattered around ? This we say sotto vocenot daring to utter such profanity aloud. Adieu fair but flat and fragile Aurifera. What is a bird of Paradise minus the feathers ? Fast Living and its Consequences. HE laws of health cannot be broken with impunity. Some men claim t© have constitutions that will " stand anything," but these boasters always come to grief in the end. High living, late hours, or constant indulgence in the adulterated wines and liquors of the bar-room, will tell, eventually, upon any man, though he should have the constitutional vigor of an Old Parr, and the muscles of Samson. When " fast life " has undermined the strength, destroyed the appetite, impaired the digestion, and stolen the hue of health from the cheekwhen, the hand trembles, the spirits droop, and the whole physical and mental organization hinguishes, is it possible to repair the evil and restore the dilapidated system to full health and vigor ? We answer that "it is. Hundreds of cases have been cited, thousands might be cited, in which this regeneration has been accomplished by the regular and persistent use of Plantation Bitters. Abstinence from the indulgences which have wrought the mischief is, of course, one of the means of restoration. But it is not sufficient alone. The consequences remain after the cause has been abandoned. A wholesome and genial tonic is absolutely necessary to rouse the corporeal and mental energies from their state of collapse. This good work it is the mission of the Bitters to perform. But no other stimulant must be taken. Nothing must be suffered to interfere with the invigorating and alterative operation of this most powerful and healthful of all vegetable tonics. Its vitalizing influence will soon be felt. The ingredients oi which it is composed have a three-fold tendency, viz : to strengthen, regulate and purify. All three processes go on together under its influence. It creates a relish for food; endows the torpid stomach with activity ; regulates the flow of bile ; tones the bowels, and clears the brain. Its effects are not evanescent like those of a mere stimulant, but permanent and progressive, and not interrupted by any reaction. In short, it recruits the system without exciting it, and affords to nature precisely the kind and the amount of assistance she needs in her struggle to recover her balance. Simple Cure for Dysentery.The Middletown Republican copies the following, and certifies as to its good effectas proved by experiment: An old friend handed us the following recipe for publication. It has been practised in his family for years, with uniform success, even in the most alarming stages : Take Indian corn, roasted and ground in the manner of coffee (or coarse meal browned,) and boil in sufficient quantity of water to produce a strong liquid coffee, and drink a teacup full, warm, two or three times a day. One day's practice, it is said, will ordinarily effect